Korra Finale Review Dropped…

Yeah…I really didn’t want to have to do this. I put it off way too long, and I even completely forgot to write a review for the penultimate episode, “The Ultimatum”. I hope you guys can forgive me for being so awfully unreliable lately. But, on a brighter side, in all this time that I’ve spent not writing, I’ve been playing and watching more things for me to review! I have a lot of them on my reminder list, so I’ll try my best to get to them.

Also, Adventure Time has been on hiatus for weeks now, but you can expect episode reviews of that to continue when the show comes back.

Thanks for sticking with me.

Adventure Time Review: Season 6 Episode 16 (Joshua and Margaret Investigations)

Yet another episode where the titular characters only make small appearances, however, this time it’s done in a way that could possibly strengthen a particular character. That’s right, we get to see more of Jake’s parents!

The Plot

It’s Jake’s birthday, and Finn and BMO are dying to know what his birth story is. So, we follow Joshua and Margaret (who is pregnant with Jake at the time) as they investigate miscellaneous crimes for money, and eventually give birth to everyone’s favorite magic dog! However, let’s just say that things don’t exactly play out the way you might expect.

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Spoilers from here onwards…

Okay, so can I rant for a second?

I have found this season very disappointing so far. Why? Well, to put it simply, there just hasn’t been enough Finn and Jake. Adventure Time just so happens to have an extensive cast of characters, and they’ve really been focusing on these other characters this season. Now, usually this would be a good thing, but I just feel like they’ve been pushing the real “main” characters to the side a bit too much. I just miss seeing F & J go on adventures, or even just doing nothing together. Now don’t get me wrong, there have been some pretty good Finn and Jake episodes this season; for example, I really liked Furniture and Meat, and Ocarina was pretty good too, but that just isn’t enough. The season started off perfectly, and I had such high expectations for this season, and they just haven’t been met yet. I’m cool with focus shifting to the side characters every now and then, but there needs to be balance.

Okay, rant over. So the episode:

I liked it! Although we don’t see much of our main characters, we do get a bit of interesting story on what Jake is and where he came from. Joshua and Margaret are cool characters that we haven’t seen much of at all, and it was fun seeing them sniff out mysteries and stuff. However, the part that sticks out to me the most is the ending. Like, what the heck.

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Basically, this creepy monster that can morph and transform into different things and shapes bites Joshua on the head. This leads to a very Alien-esque scene of Joshua giving birth to Jake, and then immediately following that, Margaret gives birth to Jermaine, Jake’s brother. Pretty crazy. The worst part is, they decided to not tell Jake, so he doesn’t even know! I’m hoping this all leads to more backstory on Jake, but who knows, it could just be a throwaway gag, although Adventure Time rarely ever does that.

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So what did you think of the episode? Did you hate it? Love it? Let me know!

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Legend Of Korra Review: Book 3 Episode 10 (Long Live The Queen)

Airbending just got a whole lot more interesting.

The Plot

Korra and Asami are imprisoned on an Earth Kingdom airship and are being taken into the Earth Queen’s custody; Mako and Bolin are imprisoned by the Red Lotus and are being taken into the Earth Queen’s custody. To put it simply, things aren’t looking up for Team Avatar.

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Spoilers from here onwards…

Well, I think we all know why Nick pulled Korra off the air now. Yup. That happened. We saw a villain die a rather violent death on screen. Sure, the Earth Queen is a real ding dong, but you gotta admit, that death was just screwed up.

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Not to mention the fact that every young, innocent child who saw that is probably gonna have nightmares for the remainder of their lifespan.

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So yeah, Zaheer dethroned the Earth Queen, spreading anarchy throughout Ba Sing Se, with riots, looters, you know, the whole kazoo. Obviously, the Earth Queen’s rather disturbing death is the talk of the episode, and I really don’t know what else to say about it. The rest of the episode is really just the characters trying to escape their imprisonment only to find Ba Sing Se in crisis.

Nonetheless, the episode was very enjoyable, but not to the point where I feel the need to write pages and pages of analysis and opinions.

What did you think of the episode? Did it leave you breathless? Or did it actually, like, rip the air out of your lungs and leave you twitching on the floor? Let me know!

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Adventure Time Review: Season 6 Episode 15 (Nemesis)

Protective parents be trippin’ yo.

The Plot

A passionate man, who goes by the name “Peacemaster”, is rife with angst towards the Candy Kingdom. This fury is driven by the belief that there is dark magic and secrets afoot. He knows that PB spies on her citizens, and he knows that someone in her castle is an evil-doer. Will he succeed in unveiling the true face of the kingdom of candy? Or will Peppermint Butler take it upon himself to silence the issue?

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Spoilers from here onwards…

Okay, so I’m quite torn about who to side with here:

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• There’s Bubblegum and her candy citizens who follow her to no end. PB will do anything for the greater good, whether that be leaving someone to die so that others will survive, or kidnapping someone and running dangerous experiments on said someone to receive information that could prevent possible catastrophes in the future. People often say that Bubblegum is kind of “morally grey”; she does seemingly evil things for good, kind of. But no matter what, you rarely ever hear anyone call her out on it. Finn and Jake have shown concern before, but I assure you that Finn (I don’t know about Jake) would never turn his back on PB unless things got really donked up. And yes, she has a wacked out, kinda evil sociopath as a butler. Cute as he may be, he could be extremely dangerous were he to attack the Candy Kingdom.

And then…

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• There’s Peacemaster, a guy who wants, well, peace; a world rid of evil, dark arts, and anything that could possibly influence his three kids in a bad way. Yup, he’s a family guy. Too bad these kids could care less about their father’s concern, and would honestly love to take part in some good ol’ dark arts. It’s kinda sad, really. I mean, sure, you could say that Peacemaster is kind of being a buttwad by shielding his kids so much, but to me it just means he cares. In fact, Pep But turning his kids into monsters really pissed me off.

So who do I side with?

Well, in this case, I’m gonna go with Peacemaster. It is true that PB oversteps boundaries on a far too regular basis, and honestly, I just can’t help but feel sorry for the guy.

So what did I think of the episode? I think it’s great! I was kinda becoming displeased with the lack of solid Adventure Time episodes as of late, and it felt good to see one that I actually wanted to talk about.

So what did you think of the episode? Did you shake a righteous fist of anger? Or perhaps sat back and enjoyed the episode with a bit of camomile tea? Let me know!

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Chapter 9: Fears Unearthed is Available Now!

This one’s a tad late, but nonetheless, here it is! A new chapter of Marion’s Hideaway!

Turns out Uruthyn’s Hottest Volcano is really a steamy sauna where all the hippest Uruthynians go to chill out. Too bad Marion is such a self conscious weeaboo, right?

We walked out and observed our surroundings. We were inside the volcano, but there really weren’t many volcano-y things to look at. No lava, or death. You know, typical Mount Doom stuff.

You can read the full chapter here.

New to my book? Well, if you feel like it, you can start right now! Just click here!

Legend of Korra Review: Book 3 Episode 9 (The Stakeout)

God, this season has been so great. Like, why did it take 3 seasons for them to get it right?

The Plot

Korra and the gang travel Misty Palms in search of the treacherous Aiwie, but no matter where they go, Zaheer will always be waiting.

Spoilers From Here Onwards

The Krew’s search for Aiwie takes them to the Misty Palms Oasis, and what’s a stakeout without sneaky disguises and intense chase scenes? Yes, The Stakeout, has all of these things, but most surprising is the information gained in just the third act alone. I’m talking a massive info dump.

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Turns out our prisoner friends are really an organization called The Red Lotus. They desire absolute anarchy; a world free of kings, queens, and government as a whole. The belief that the natural order is disorder drives these people, and they want Korra to aid them in achieving their goals.

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However, the best thing about their intentions is this:

They kinda make sense.

Korra and her friends have dealt with some awful monarchs throughout the show. Some desire power so much that they’d be willing to do anything to seize it.

But this philosophy is not without flaws. One must consider that without law, people would be free to commit much worse crimes than before and not be punished. Zaheer strongly believes that disorder will bring the world balance, but such beliefs put the strong ones at the top, and weak ones at the bottom. Would it really be any better than the way things already are? Of course, his intentions are evil, but the fact that it leaves you thinking about it is a good thing.

Oh yeah, and that Pai-shodown was flamio, hotman.

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Bolin and Mako are taken by The Red Lotus, while Korra and Asami are taken by the Earth Queen. What will become of our heroes?!

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So what did you think of the episode? Did you love it? Hate it? Let me know!

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Adventure Time Review: Season 6 Episode 14 (Princess Day)

There are quite a few princesses in the land of Ooo, so wouldn’t it make sense that there is a special day where all the princesses get together and discuss princess-y things?

The Plot

Princess Day is being held in Breakfast Kingdom this year, so fittingly, Breakfast Princess is leading the charge. However, Lumpy Space Princess could do with out all that lame political princess stuff. Marceline the Vampire Queen feels the same way, and decides to team with LSP to cause ultimate mayhem upon the kingdom of butter, bacon, sausage, and juice.

Is This A Good Place To Start?

The more I think about it, the more I realize that this show never really had a beginning. There’s rarely ever a moment of introduction for any of the characters, and you kinda just go with the flow while you catch little tidbits of information about each character. Because of this, I think I’m gonna stop saying that an episode is inaccessible because it doesn’t introduce the many different faces that appear in each episode. So yes, this episode provides many different characters, but this shouldn’t stop you from checking out the episode. If there is one thing I could say to newcomers, it’s that this episode doesn’t really showcase the best of Adventure Time, nor does it feature these characters at their most intriguing. Nonetheless, the episode has laughs, a smart theme, and a big reference to a certain movie that I’ve never seen, but people who have will most likely get a kick out of it.

My True Verdict (With Spoilers)

There are two kinds of people in this world: People who love LSP, and people who hate LSP. I for one rather enjoy the character, however, there’s no denying that she might pop up a little too often. On the other hand, there isn’t a single Adventure Time fan I know of that doesn’t like Marceline. So what happens when you pair the two together?

Both being rebellious women, they enact malicious acts of vandalism and goofy antics, like sucking the syrup out of a guard and running over Breakfast Princess with a breakfast automobile. But none of this makes them bad people, right? At least that’s how Marcy sees it. However, they both agree that stealing that CD was crossing the line.

When I first saw the title of the episode, Princess Day, I had all these cool theories about what might happen, and the fact that it was just another LSP episode, just with Marcy thrown in, was kind of disappointing. The episode is still really fun and cheeky (like really, the animators of this episode really liked drawing big cheeks on the characters). I kinda wanted a little bit more from it though.

What did you think of the episode? Did you HATE IT exclamation point exclamation point? Or perhaps you really liked it? Let me know!

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Legend of Korra Review: Book 3 Episode 8 (The Terror Within)

My Korra reviews have returned!

The Plot

Korra and the gang continue to chill in Zaofu to celebrate Opal going to the air temple to learn with Tenzin. However, there may be a few dangers lurking in the city that no one could ever suspect.

My Verdict (Spoiler Free)

A very good, action-heavy episode. It manages to fit in a few good laughs too, and they never feel like they detract from the drama. There’s no reason for you to skip over this one.

My Final Verdict (With Spoilers)

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So yes, the impossible becomes possible and the Red Lotus manage to break into Zaofu and kidnap Korra. This episode succeeds in building suspense during these scenes and you really see just how dangerous these criminals are.

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However, the action simmers down a bit in the second half, changing the focus from the Red Lotus breaking in to how the Red Lotus succeeded in doing so. It still manages to end with a bang though. Like really. There’s actually a bang. Like an explosion bang. From a bomb. It blows up. You know, bang!

The fact that the secret keeper was the traitor caught me by surprise originally, but honestly, who the hell else would it be? And seriously, that nose-to-ear piercing really is creepy.

I really enjoyed this episode, just as I have this entire season so far! I mean, this Book has really impressed me! I feel it’s what Korra should’ve been like this whole time!

So what did you think of the episode? Did it leave you on the edge of your seat? Or perhaps it left you popping more Z’s than Korra full of sleeping darts? Let me know!

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100 Followers and Many More To Come!

Well would you look at that! The Critic’s Canvas has hit 100 followers! If I had a dollar for every follower this blog has, I’d have a hundred dollars! What a thought!

Ok, I understand that 100 followers isn’t really that big of a deal, but it is quite the milestone. I mean, to believe that in just about half a year I have gathered a whole one hundred followers, and that just about all of those people do not now me personally, is quite mind boggling! I’m really proud of where this blog has gone, and it makes me appreciate my sticking with it for this long. Thank you to all who enjoy my content. I dearly appreciate it.

And to all who have noticed a slower rate of posts lately, it’s because Mass Effect has temporarily taken over my life. Here’s to hoping I finish it soon and maybe even write a review on the trilogy!

Could it be possible that you’re reading this and you’re not following The Critic’s Canvas? If so, then I implore you to look over that Follow button, and perhaps, click it! I write reviews of new Adventure Time, Legend of Korra, and Gravity Falls episodes, and every now and then I write my opinions on certain subjects. It’s a good time.

Adventure Time Review: Season 6 Episode 13 (Thanks For The Crabapples, Giuseppe!)

All hail the Cult of Giuseppe!

The Plot

Abracadaniel, Ice King, and a bunch of other magic users depart on a mystical road trip to find the almighty Butt Rock and start a new secret cult so they won’t feel left out when other wizards gather together for their secretive, jerky rituals. Oh yeah, and Finn and Jake aren’t invited.

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Would I Enjoy This?

Perhaps you’re new to Adventure Time or maybe you had stopped at some point. Either way, this episode isn’t really the best way to introduce you to the show or regain interest. I recommend starting at the beginning of the Season, or even the entire series, if you’re looking to get into the show.

My Final Verdict (With Spoilers)

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Really, there isn’t really much I want to say about this episode. Yes, Giuseppe’s strangely tragic poem is intriguing. Yes, the fact that Finn and Jake weren’t invited is hilarious. However, I just didn’t find the episode all that entertaining. In fact, the whole thing seems kinda pointless.

We see the bratty mermaids again. We see Little Dude again. And then there’s…Giuseppe. I still don’t even understand what the heck this guy’s deal is. He can write one hell of a poem though.

I thought the joke about jerky, secret societies in the wizard community was pretty funny, and the fact that they use Giuseppe as inspiration for their own magical society is pretty funny.

But if I’m really honest here, I didn’t like this episode very much. Perhaps you all think differently, and if so, tell me why, because I’d love to see different opinions on this.

So what did you think of the episode? Did you revel in the glory of the majestic Giuseppe? Or perhaps you’d rather lounge on the Giant Butt Rock? Let me know!

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